tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post978328356908132470..comments2023-04-07T03:45:12.045-07:00Comments on ZZUBWorld: A New DayZZUBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16141335933083006078noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-68810151704640343052010-06-22T05:41:15.556-07:002010-06-22T05:41:15.556-07:00OMG, everyone and I mean everyone is going to WDW ...OMG, everyone and I mean everyone is going to WDW this summer and I had to cancel to take a lousy job in europe! (ok, maybe its not that lousy and they do have a disney park). On top of that, now that I want to register, for some reason all the clickable links are in German. This is what I get. Freigeben Missbrauch melden Nächstes Blog» Blog erstellen Anmelden butterlbskuchen or using the good ol babelfish translates to Release abuse announce next blog” blog provide an announcing butterpoundcake. OK I added the last one. I am tempted to click on abuse but figure that will take me via hyperlink to pop ups of Melly's unfinished TR's. Zing!angelmavnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-16186959992436959802010-05-15T09:43:56.982-07:002010-05-15T09:43:56.982-07:00Don't mind the haters, NM. They are just jeal...Don't mind the haters, NM. They are just jealous of your gorgeous weather (and pool), as am I.<br /><br />Kitty, I had faith you would figure out how to get in here, and decided to leave it to you to announce the arrival of the princess. And, yes, she is a truly breathtaking beauty. (I haven't seen her in person, but have seen photos. And did feel her kick a time or two before she made her ex-utero appearance.)<br /><br />Oh, and Z, though I did NOT vote for Scott Brown, I meant to mention that my husband is OFTEN (like more than once a week) mistaken for him. So that may count for something. And though I did vote for Martha, I will concede that I wasn't happy about it. There were a couple of better contenders on the Dem side that would've been/done better.<br /><br />And now...Z's country road background has inspired me to take a trip to the 4-H convention. I hear they have a butter Elvis. ; )Ashclanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01780579987455757786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-4447255414447096162010-05-15T05:54:11.092-07:002010-05-15T05:54:11.092-07:00That's it.
TWO smart aleck comments regarding...That's it.<br /><br />TWO smart aleck comments regarding my weather report.<br /><br />Y'all are just jealous that I'm BFF with Jim Cantore. Mel has mad love for the bright blue slicker. And La should LOVE my weather report, because it's exactly the same as hers. So shut your pieholes, you two.<br /><br />So when's everyone headed to the World? Are we gonna have any overlaps? I need to know so I can wear my big sunglasses and ball cap. And carry my big purse and wear big earrings. And a shirt that says "Don't Blame Me, I Didn't Vote for Him."<br /><br />Whatcha say we meet up and ride Maelstrom together?<br /><br />Gotta roll. The boy has a ball game this morning. NO better way to spend a Saturday in Macon.<br /><br /><br />P.S. Hi Haley!<br /><br />P.P.S. ZZUB, due to my geographical proximity to GaKitty, I had the privilege of seeing her beautiful princess while they were still in the hospital. TRULY a beautiful baby. Oh my...NicoleMariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04564730916739584129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-46707162555363709202010-05-14T21:56:49.521-07:002010-05-14T21:56:49.521-07:00Why hasn't Sneezie showed up with cake yet?Why hasn't Sneezie showed up with cake yet?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-33434745239867057992010-05-14T21:52:28.812-07:002010-05-14T21:52:28.812-07:00Hi Haley!
Couple of things:
1-I don't thin...Hi Haley!<br /><br />Couple of things: <br /><br />1-I don't think that's a farm. It's the set from the movie "Intersection". You know, the one where Richard Gere dies in the car wreck on a country road. <br /><br />Oops! <br /><br />Sorry Yak. <br /><br />Maybe that's not right. Maybe it's actually the set from City of Angels. The one where Meg Ryan dies on a bike on a country road. <br /><br />Oops I did it again. <br /><br />5-Even though I'm equal parts happy and jealous, I'm throwing a huge shindig to mark my girl NM's retirement. Should be fun, and at the end of the night we'll make her give a speech (complete with a weather report that no one residing outside of Macon, GA or Stephanie Abram's body will REALLY care to hear) right before we give her the gift of a golden crapper. It's the gift that keeps on giving. <br /><br />NOBP. <br /><br />3- "You'll see...Until he gets to your eye sockets" is the new "I'm DED". Funniest line ever!! It's also the most twisted, sickest line ever so take that with a grain of salt. Had to call the hubby in to read that one because the whole thing was too funny (and twisted) not to share. His reply was, "Where on earth does she come up with this stuff? I mean, can you just imagine how her mind must work?!" <br /><br />In other words: he missed you too, Miss Mayul.<br /><br />By the way, his 40th birthday is coming up. Think I should get him a slicker?<br /><br />FHOAM<br />ZZUB<br /><br />PS. Have I ever told yall that LaLa ROCKS? She does. I only wish I was as smart and talented as she is. But alas, I'm only a dumb fart with a mullet. And a week old ranch dressing stain down the front of my polyester leisure suit. <br /><br />PSS. Haley sad Epicot!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-3105476683567380262010-05-14T20:59:31.524-07:002010-05-14T20:59:31.524-07:00Goodness you people post a lot of silliness.
Spea...Goodness you people post a lot of silliness.<br /><br />Speaking of the Sillies, we are headed to the land of mouse this Summer as well.<br /><br />Maybe we can all meet up at the new TS in the America pavilion at Epicot. Is that redundant? I just like to type Epicot. I hear it is great!<br /><br />Yes, I skimmed. Sue me.It'sallaboutbeingHaleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417405567243170702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-13327274358671543382010-05-14T19:59:53.041-07:002010-05-14T19:59:53.041-07:00p.s. turn the page already.p.s. turn the page already.gacathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11338628584837637670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-859232721343032272010-05-14T19:58:42.543-07:002010-05-14T19:58:42.543-07:00Anonymity makes me feel invisible. for some reaso...Anonymity makes me feel invisible. for some reason.<br /><br />Lovely to see everyone back in one place. and bringing the funny. and planning a giant meet in our favorite place. We will need pictures, of course.<br /><br />Z - really buddy, it is good to have you back-ish. As opposed to seeing your back, which I can't imagine would be very inspiring at all, unless, of course, the inspiration one was looking for was similar in nature to syrup of ipecac.<br /><br />What is new in Zzub's world? I'm sure Zzuby and Little Zzub have all kinds of new tricks. Have they started timing how fast they can complete the NYT crossword puzzle like their Daddy? And I am truly sorry about the Schpupin! I know that was a very real loss for you and the rest of the family.<br /><br />Has anyone told you that there is a new kitten in the Kitty household? A little blessing, a surprise from God? She is beautiful and perfect and four months old now. And is solving the NYT crossword puzzle in approximatly 23 minutes. Not that I think she is gifted or anything.<br /><br />Is it sad that I noticed the copyright long ago? Or just a professional hazard? Not that I think anything around here is hazardous. or toxic. or smelly (NOMel).<br /><br />FHOAM! GeorgiaAristocatgacathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11338628584837637670noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-42858524720057272802010-05-14T16:55:14.604-07:002010-05-14T16:55:14.604-07:00I happen to LOVE pork, TFI. Unless it’s pickled. ...I happen to LOVE pork, TFI. Unless it’s pickled. Or feet. Or pickled pig feet. <br /><br />Or a certain DisBoard moderator.<br /><br />SherAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-68987675531581529972010-05-14T12:28:32.563-07:002010-05-14T12:28:32.563-07:00I have to agree that scrolling down this page is e...I have to agree that scrolling down this page is exhausting for normal people. With only 5 fingers.<br /><br />And, hey ZZUB...you KNOW what they say about men with unecessarily large vocabularies. Don't you?<br /><br />Yep.<br /><br />You're right, it's NOT a just myth.<br /><br />They ARE arrogant and bothersome.<br /><br />Now that the pleasantries are out of the way I just wanted to remind you how I used to bring you muffins all the time. Menember? Well, I thought I pop by later today with a surprise. A hairy one. (But... not quite as hairy as those muffins used to be. And this one won't include broken shards of glass either.) <br /><br />I'm gonna bring by a huge, face-eating, house-orangutan ape.<br /><br />I'm pretty sure you'll like him because he sweats while he eats, too.<br /><br />You'll see.<br /><br />At least until he gets to your eye sockets.<br /><br /><br />Obviously what I mean by the above is this: I've really missed you and your so-called sense of humour. And all your random screaming. In fact this feels just a little bit like Christmas and you're Santa Claus.<br /><br />Only fatter.<br /><br /><br />M.1000thhappyhaunthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452003780194103083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-26151384959535258542010-05-14T09:42:59.013-07:002010-05-14T09:42:59.013-07:00OK, ZZUB. Here's the deal. It's already ti...OK, ZZUB. Here's the deal. It's already time to turn the page. I can't be scrolling down 429 comments every time I sign on here.<br /><br />Lil G.<br /><br />Now THERE'S a blast from the past!<br /><br />Hey Mel!!!<br /><br />Don't mistake my vision trouble with your blog background as dislike, ZZUB. I like it. It kinda makes me want to mix up some pimiento cheese and chicken salad and have a picnic. But then I started thinking about how picnics usually aren't as fun as you think they're gonna be. Inevitably, some time of critter comes along to rip the enjoyment right out from under you. Whether it's a bunch of ants, yellow jackets, or mosquitoes, there is no love for the picnic in the NM house once all the food gets spread out on the blanket.<br /><br />Plus it's usually hot.<br /><br />And I don't like to sweat and eat at the same time.<br /><br />NOZZUB.<br /><br />Speaking of eating, it's time for lunch.<br /><br />Frick made me a ham, and I'm gonna make a sammie. Mmmmm mmmmm, good.NicoleMariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04564730916739584129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-25801381549038599772010-05-14T09:01:07.736-07:002010-05-14T09:01:07.736-07:00The copyright has been there since the get go. If ...The copyright has been there since the get go. If there's a misspelled word then 1. it's b/c there was no spellchecker when I wrote it and 2. I'm ZZUB. Just b/c I have an unecessarily large vocabularly doesn't mean I know how to spell. Two different brain functions.<br /><br />I wouldn't waste much energy trying to bring the background into focus. That's what TRs are for.<br /><br />And I'm working on a solution to the lack of goodies in the comment section. If you discover one in all of your googling, feel free to send me a link and I'll check it out.<br /><br />Does anyone else think Mel is in her cups way too early this morning?<br /><br />NM, you're retiring? I had no idea you were 65. Or are you a gov't employee?<br /><br />ZZZUBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16141335933083006078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-83780518057908090092010-05-14T07:25:10.521-07:002010-05-14T07:25:10.521-07:00Good morning!
It's a lovely warm and sunny da...Good morning!<br /><br />It's a lovely warm and sunny day here in Can-a-da!<br /><br />Take THAT, NM!!!!<br /><br />Have a great last day of work even though I don't know what you were working on. <br /><br />Besides your tan.<br /><br />And, Frick, I wasn't trying to start anything with you I was just giving you a hug. The way I do. You know: jolting, spasmodic and awkwardly. It's also how I dance.<br /><br />And sleep.<br /><br />According to Mellyman.<br /><br />Also I'd like to mention that I have no idea who was writing about beef wellingtons and chinese dumster diving but I think they might be very disturbed.<br /><br />And wearing meat shoes.<br /><br />Which reminded me of the person I'm missing and we really need to get over here:<br /><br />LIL GRUMPY!!!!!!<br /><br />Yes, siree!!! Lil' G!!!!<br /><br />Because I miss reading his musings which were kinda like trying to follow A Clockwork Orange or The Matrix (1, 2 and...yes... especially 3) but without all the nudity and violence.<br /><br />Uhhh... I think.<br /><br />In fact, I think he actually wrote "I Am The Walrus" and NOT John Lennon.<br /><br />There's also a pretty good chance Lil' G wrote CCR's "Bad Moon Rising" because I can't understand why it starts with "There's a bathroom on the right".<br /><br />Ok.<br /><br />Have a good day!!!<br /><br />Later, Mel.<br /><br />P.S. Why does ZZUB do nothing around here but redecorate and boss us around?<br /><br />P.P>S I'm not previewing by the way.<br /><br /><br />Goo Goo G'JOO!1000thhappyhaunthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452003780194103083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-5958850538143158622010-05-14T06:28:40.268-07:002010-05-14T06:28:40.268-07:00We're back. Except a few are missing. Marky...We're back. Except a few are missing. MarkyMark? GAKitty? Jamal? Hi Haley? GRAM!!!! Who'd I miss?<br /><br />Katie?<br /><br /><br /><br />Yup the fuzzy blue, white and green was freakin' with my eyes too. <br /><br />The anonymous poster is not....<br /><br />Slicker.....hahahahaha! I can just picture Mellyman outside at the weber, with his Wellingtons, Slicker and Sou'wester on his head. There is a visual. Or not.<br /><br />Happy last day of work NM. <br /><br />I hope we don't dangle Canadian Bacon.<br /><br />That would be gross.YAKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10566839337156571363noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-16845858783546813022010-05-14T04:55:18.242-07:002010-05-14T04:55:18.242-07:00NM, we are so borg. That background picture is mes...NM, we are so borg. That background picture is messin' with my head. Oh, and I just noticed the copyright thingie yesterday, too. Found a misspelling there, as well. Shocked? I didn't think so. I would feel worse about not googling the correct spelling for kibosh if this was anyone else's blog. But if you spell everything correctly, this ain't the place to be. You'd stick out like a sore thumb. Really, it's said.<br /><br />TGIF and happy last day of work NM. Sing your heart out ; )Ashclanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01780579987455757786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-77949443443599755502010-05-14T03:28:00.139-07:002010-05-14T03:28:00.139-07:00What the heck is the background picture? A farm? I...What the heck is the background picture? A farm? I'm dying to bring it into sharp focus and see if that little white thing off to the side is a house. It's driving me nuts. And how the heck do you get a copyright on your blog? Did that set you back any cash? Certainly not. You are, after all, ZZUB.<br /><br />GOOOOOOOOD MORNING!!!!<br /><br />One more day.<br /><br />And I'm officially retired.<br /><br />So I'll have tons more time to waste on here.<br /><br />Another beautiful sunny day in Macon. High 80s, maybe 90. I heart Georgia.<br /><br />Alright, I'm out. Got distracted on the weather.com homepage so I could give y'all the report. It only took me 15 minutes to type this post.<br /><br />La, you're still La even when you're not. Don't try and play me, sistah.NicoleMariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04564730916739584129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-60525309277592399572010-05-13T22:08:30.506-07:002010-05-13T22:08:30.506-07:00Even when you're anonymous, we know who you ar...Even when you're anonymous, we know who you are.<br /><br />FYI: there is now a "preview" button for your comments. And it will allow you to edit it before you post.ZZUBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16141335933083006078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-74578906872074081192010-05-13T21:43:53.297-07:002010-05-13T21:43:53.297-07:00Or is it?Or is it?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-91276594458464276642010-05-13T21:43:41.567-07:002010-05-13T21:43:41.567-07:00PS: This is NOT Frick.PS: This is NOT Frick.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-60706462253170340412010-05-13T21:41:59.242-07:002010-05-13T21:41:59.242-07:00New rule: everyone must post under "Anonymou...New rule: everyone must post under "Anonymous" here WITHOUT identifying themselves. Just to mess with ZZUB. And everyone else. Including me, for that matter. <br /><br />Once we've finished doing that, maybe we'll measure our craniums and play Risk. Or roll slate disks the size of Obama's ego down a hill and into Mel's van. <br /><br />Speaking of Canada: yall measure temps in Celsius instead of Fahrenheit?! That's very interesting. Next thing you know, you'll be telling me you don't feed chicken to ducks. <br /><br />Crazy Canucks. <br /><br />What I mean by that is: I did NOT miss you, Mel. Whoever you are. <br /><br />Except that I did. Until you agreed with ZZUB. Whatup widdat? <br /><br />Glad to see you're bringing funny back though because Lord knows ZZUB hasn't been. Must be too busy trying to figure out how to spell words. Like "Keith" ..or..."naive". Also..."sad"..."BUZZ"..."LaLa"..."NM"... and "dining". <br /><br />Or using bacon as a dangling particle. <br /><br />And Beef Wellington as a verb. <br /><br />Ash! I am DED over the fake trip thing because just tonight I was in Epcot. Except I was really at the track. Power walking. And sweating. While smelling food from Nine Dragons. AKA: the dumpster behind the Chinese restaurant beside the track. I watched as the monoral/train whizzed by (okay so it didn't really whizz as much as clunked) and listened to the Innoventions Loop on my iPod. I was SO THERE. <br /><br />And so was the "international flavor". Unfortunately. <br /><br />Because Wal Mart's just down the road. As well. <br /><br />Anywho. To sum up: even though ZZUB is an idiot, looks like the days of the hootenannies might be back. <br /><br />And Maelstrom is still a Fastpass. <br /><br />Good thing summer's just around the corner. <br /><br />Catch you dummies later, <br />FrickAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-70238816227791314482010-05-13T20:19:53.795-07:002010-05-13T20:19:53.795-07:00I don't understand half the mess y'all jus...I don't understand half the mess y'all just wrote. <br /><br />Add me to the summer hootenanny at Disney! I will be looking for you Zzub! You still plan on wearing big boy shorts, new solid white tennis shoes, calf high black socks, a lime green ribbon on your fanny pack and a shirt that says "I like Pooh"? I'm so going to find you! <br /><br />Mel, Mel, Mel. ... I haven't talked to you in what, like 2 years and you get on here wanting to start some crap (NOZ) about my math abilities? Where is the love? Just so you know, I called Disney and cancelled your personal appointment for Bippity Boppity. I know it is the only time of year that you brush your hair, but you had it coming sister. No sparkly updo for you this year.Frickleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00574065209813435931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-79941043515159223512010-05-13T19:29:41.393-07:002010-05-13T19:29:41.393-07:00When did we use bacon as a verb? How would that e...When did we use bacon as a verb? How would that even work?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-58121365711317956392010-05-13T18:05:35.630-07:002010-05-13T18:05:35.630-07:00Yay!Yay!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-81109480944895682312010-05-13T17:40:33.537-07:002010-05-13T17:40:33.537-07:00If there's any justice in this world, then we&...If there's any justice in this world, then we'll not only use "bacon" as a verb...<br /><br />but...<br /><br />also "pork". <br /><br />NOSher.<br /><br />Heh heh.<br /><br />Errrr...<br /><br />NOZZUB and also NOTL.<br /><br />Ok.<br /><br />That's not what I meant to say. Hehheh.<br /><br />(It was literally served to me on a silver platter, tho.)<br /><br />Anywho...<br /><br />NM!<br /><br />I was wondering where you went. 'Cause I really miss'd the weather. Report. For this afternoon. It wasn't available and that mad me made. And then you were gone and I was said.<br /><br />I really don't have any idea what any of that means anymore. <br /><br />Well, Yak... it is the WORST WEATHER EVER... isn't it?<br /><br />It's almost 5 degrees C. (NOFrick) And raining like ZZUB sweats. <br /><br />Mellyman announced he needed a "slicker" to BBQ in.<br /><br />Which made me scream because I haven't heard the word "slicker" since 1950. <br /><br />Before I was born. (But not ZZUB, tfi.)<br /><br />I told him I'd get his wellingtons out for him, too. Because I'm nice like that. And I got thinking of William's Wish Wellingtons. Anyone ever watch that?<br /><br />But me?<br /><br />And then wonder: Why didn't William ever wish that it wasn't raining? So he didn't have to wear his damn wish wellingtons?<br /><br />Anywho... I'm out.<br /><br /><br />Cheers, Mel.<br /><br /><br />P.S. Where's La?1000thhappyhaunthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452003780194103083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5236410478120328933.post-89694972009942271962010-05-13T17:01:32.151-07:002010-05-13T17:01:32.151-07:00Someone is going to use "bacon" as verb ...Someone is going to use "bacon" as verb before this is over. I'm STILL in!<br /><br />Maelstrom!<br /><br />If the FD thing double posts, I blame it on blogger fogger. Yes, it's a real thing. I checked.Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12862391896512664748noreply@blogger.com